Meet Pongo. He's this thing I believe they call a dog, which my mommy tends to refer to as "cute little nuggets." She's a little crazy sometimes, but I love her anyways. That's besides the point. She recently went to Texas, some place where I'm not allowed to go because I may end up in a smoker. Every time she comes back, I hear her talking to Austin and going on and on about this Pongo fellow, beggin strips, and goodies. What the heck are beggin strips anyways? I get that he's a "cute little nugget" but has she forgotten me!?!?
Look how cute we were back when I was the only furry friend in her life! I hope to never meet this Pongo, or I'll have to give him a strict talking to. How dare he steal part of my mommy's love. HRUMPH.
