GIVE ME GRAPES!

Sometimes when I eat all my food and my mommy doesn't have time to go get me more she feeds me whatever is in the fridge, which today happened to be lettuce.  First, she knows I love grapes.  Second, I'd rather have grapes.  Third, FEED ME GRAPES.  Needless to say I was an unhappy bunny and I told her via my grunts of annoyance.  Who eats lettuce anyways? 

Shake shake shake... shake shake shake... there's an earthquake!!

I'm just a little Minnesota bunny who is used to rain, thunder, snow and the like.  My mommy dragged me all the way to DC where we attempted to escape the snow, only to be hit by a blizzard snowpocaplyse.  Now on top of that I have to deal with EARTHQUAKES.  At least I can blame all the shaking for my food being spilled all over the place.  I know that my mommy gets really annoyed when I dump out my food, but this time she has no proof it was me.  I blame the 5.9 earthquake which I survived like the hero bunny I am.